CRAMMING (A HUMOROUS SPEECH)

I believe that there is no need to work hard and constant study because the teachers cram the pupils very beautifully.

آسمان سے برستا ہے جو پانی وہ ایک ہے        دیتا نہیں زمیں کو مگر ایک سالباس

برسے جو باغ پر تو اگیں لالہ و سخن        بنجرزمیں پہ اگتی ہے لے دے کے صرف گھاس

Mr. President, devoted teachers and my classmates, it is in your knowledge and also in my knowledge that: "Ratalization is the best preparation for the examination." See it with your eyes! Is it a dogmatic or subversive activity to take the lead in the examination? The times are changed as just as the life loses all its shine. Those students were awe-inspiring while we are love-inspiring. They were bright and brilliant in studying their syllabus books with all useful material concerning the subjects, but we have complete liberty to read romantic and concocted stories. Eventually, what is lying in these syllabus books? That very bloody fighting events of Babar and Bahadur Shah Zafar. How long did anybody get education at length? Take the syllabus of Urdu, it contains the same tales and fictions of devoted couples, genii and fairies or then deadly problems of Algebra, Mathematics and Geometry! We take admission in college with a view to enjoy dips in the mighty ocean of love and live in luxury. To appear in the examination is justifiable but false to read! We continue cramming the whole year like a parrot and then pour it out on the white paper. What a unique and individual style of examination! No sane and refined mind would say yes to this question.

My dear friends, the mere repetition of printed words does not serve the purpose except to jeopardize the student's hidden intellectual potentialities. For years' cramming of course, may be a source of qualifying the examination but their experience and knowledge in practical life will be zero. Such like dear ones having a master degree cannot eve jot down a fair application in the respective language. Why? Mere Masiha Rata, teach the students, the right lesson of Ratta. "I never did cramming for the examination but secured good marks every year." Sitting on the beautiful hillock of Shimala, I heard talk of my close friend. He told me not to confuse. He has some tested prescriptions and you may also try: Can you arrange a thousand rupee note prior to the examination? If so, trace out the whereabouts of invigilators and claim privilege of friendship with anyone. Let him have a glimpse of the great note and solve your problem (copy out). According to a British Philosopher, "Everybody has his own  value. Pay the said amount and keep the ball in your court." It matters little; get the work done with plausibility whatever is easily possible. Dearness is leaping boundaries in between the earth and the sky due to which the poor invigilator is hard up and broken. You are interested in copying, and he is in dire need of money, therefore, take advantage of the situation but keep in mind not to take away at all any paper or the material concerning the subject in the examination hall. Only ask the invigilator to provide you the required answers. In case your fail to get his assistance, instantly make connection with the person supplying water, he will never refuse. Notwithstanding, you feel danger hovering overhead, I have some more prescriptions. Play a double game, fold one part of your shirt-cuffs upon another at first. Afterwards, note answers of certain important questions on a plain sheet and put into it. Where do you fail to attempt, take out and start writing . You may also put it in the stratum of pantaloons, socks, secret portion of collar and even wristwatch chain. Everything is ready and now take the examination free from all sorts of anxiety to get sure success. This is just as you like. When the modus words, what is the need to vitiate the faculties of mind? This is examination or pretext, please justly decide.